Doggie Dilemma Discerner Gifts

'Sammy's going to take you for a little walk.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Canine conundrum.

Fido and Fifi

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

A dog reads a newspaper

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

"No, I said 'sit'."

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

"Worms."

"I think the dog swallowed the remote!"

'Strangest turtle I ever saw!'

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."

'Look, I don't know what repulsive smelly thing I just ate, but I know what I like.'

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog

Even in a family photograph, the Doberman's remained expressionless, leaving the viewer unsure if they were happy, or about to attack.

"Are you trying to get me nicked."

Quotes from dog lovers and dog haters.

'Honey must not like you! She's never bitten anyone before.'

The Electoral Trolley Problem