Doggie Dilemma Lover Gifts

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Humans are strange."

Canine conundrum.

Conversation between Dogs.

Separation

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Sun. Rain.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

This next song is also about food. I probably don't even need to say that anymore, do I.

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.