Doggie Dilemma Lover Mugs

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Humans are strange."

Conversation between Dogs.

Separation

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

Sun. Rain.

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

"I think big feet means he's going to be a big idiot."