Dog Lover's Dilemma Explorers Mugs

Cat laughing at dog having to go outside in the rain to go to the toilet.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Dog phrenology

Consenting Adults.

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Sun. Rain.

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

"Uh-oh this is going to be a tough one."

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

"Are you trying to get me nicked."

'I can remember when he was quite happy just chasing a stick.'

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

'Traitor! I hate you!'

Dog fetching smelly slippers.

"Don't pretend it's a pet, you're just too mean to buy an alarm clock!"

"Have you tried our new Postman flavor?"

'Wait...Sir...It's customary to pay for services when rendered!'

Eating fish.

Poonami

'I'm looking for a pet I can ignore.'

"Please feel free to regift it."

Don't Get Involved...

'I'm sorry Roland, I'm starving and I'll have to have to eat you...sniff. Roland would have loved those bones.'