Doggie Dilemma Solver Pillows

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Can do...No can do

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

Canine conundrum.

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

What can I play?

Tech support...can I help you!

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I'll give you a moment."

"They didn't have a cone that fit my head."

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

Bedtime Story

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

'We did a catscan on him and we still don't know why they purr.'

Planned Parenthood: 'What do you mean, you want an unexpected pregnancy leave?'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

Life irritates art

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'