Doggie Dilemma Solver Pillows

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Can do...No can do

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

What can I play?

Tech support...can I help you!

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

"They didn't have a cone that fit my head."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I'll give you a moment."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

Bedtime Story

'We did a catscan on him and we still don't know why they purr.'

Planned Parenthood: 'What do you mean, you want an unexpected pregnancy leave?'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Life irritates art

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'