Kitty Caper Enthusiast Gifts

Cat muggers wait for a fisherman.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'We know you have a cat.'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

Houdini's Dog.

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

"Thinking outside the box? You bet I am!"

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

"I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance."

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

Cat-traction.....!

Dog dropping slippers out of the window.

'Yes, the old lady left me all her worldly wealth. But what I really wanted was her liver.'

'He found a lap he likes and don't want to give it up.'

"Bad dog!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Millman's Dead Cat Museum and Curio Shop

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'

A dog in a balaclava waits outside a bank

"Whoa! He musta' jumped ten feet that time."