Cat Caper Prints

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'You made me jump,'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Cookie Thief

Houdini's Dog.

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Quick, bring me a stencil. Banksy's dog.

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

Ice Cream Lover

Bad Dog!

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

Psychiatric Clinic. It's a very strange case of multiple personalities. He keeps trying to photobomb his own selfies.

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

Dog dropping slippers out of the window.

"Sit on her chest and stare at her or knock things off the dresser. How do you wake your owner?"