Camera Caper Pillows

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'You made me jump,'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Media Whore Raceway.

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

Houdini's Dog.

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

"The award for best wildlife photograph without a telephoto lens goes to the late--"

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

"Tourists? What makes you think we're tourists?"

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

"How's that for your 'corporate response?'"

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

Buddy Operas.

Another Bloody Cookery Show

"Whoa! He musta' jumped ten feet that time."