Camera Caper Pillows

Psychiatric Clinic. It's a very strange case of multiple personalities. He keeps trying to photobomb his own selfies.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Man Ray

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'You made me jump,'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Media Whore Raceway.

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

Houdini's Dog.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Quick, bring me a stencil. Banksy's dog.

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

"The award for best wildlife photograph without a telephoto lens goes to the late--"

"How's that for your 'corporate response?'"

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

"Tourists? What makes you think we're tourists?"

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

Buddy Operas.

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

Another Bloody Cookery Show