Camera Capturer Pillows

"How's that for your 'corporate response?'"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Next camera crew 5 mins

Kirsten Johnson

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

Two reporters interview each other.

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

The director said 'cut'!

Social lens of the photojournalist

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Antique Selfie

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

Media Whore Raceway.

'I am smiling.'

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

'We should have never given him that camera. Now, he wants to join the media circus.'

Moving walkway to King's throne.

"Tourists? What makes you think we're tourists?"

"The award for best wildlife photograph without a telephoto lens goes to the late--"

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

Shootouts For Cowboys Who Don't Really Like Guns.

"My camera froze up during the ceremony, but it wasn't a big problem. So did the groom."

The unsuspecting American tourist, was unaware he was about to be 'turned-over' by the notorious pick-pocket twins!

Camera Man

'And this model is also a digital camera.'

'More pictures of your kid? What, still trying to find its good side?'

'Cheese!'

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