Camera Capturer Gifts

"How's that for your 'corporate response?'"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Next camera crew 5 mins

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Kirsten Johnson

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

Two reporters interview each other.

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Media Whore Raceway.

Antique Selfie

The director said 'cut'!

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

'I am smiling.'

"Tourists? What makes you think we're tourists?"

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

'We should have never given him that camera. Now, he wants to join the media circus.'

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

"The award for best wildlife photograph without a telephoto lens goes to the late--"

Moving walkway to King's throne.

'More pictures of your kid? What, still trying to find its good side?'

'Cheese!'

"My camera froze up during the ceremony, but it wasn't a big problem. So did the groom."

'And this model is also a digital camera.'

Camera Man

Selfie Culture

The unsuspecting American tourist, was unaware he was about to be 'turned-over' by the notorious pick-pocket twins!