Camera Crusader Gifts

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

HornyWood

Louis Pasteur Caricature

"Quit moving"

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

A Blanksy

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

Trying to switch on the computer.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

"The award for best wildlife photograph without a telephoto lens goes to the late--"

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

'Fighting broke out today in Silicon Valley between PC aficionados and Mac owners...'

The gaming world.

Video game

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

Magazine says 'TV: Includes all digital, cable and satellite listings.' Man says: I've just finished reading the TV guide and it's time for bed.'

Clancy:Survey Question

"Ok. Don't panic! Let's see..if that's north...Now which way am I facing? Dang!! All these trees look alike!..."

"You're very non-competitive. I like that in a brother."

Devil and Angel Fighting over Artist.