Camera Crusader Pillows

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

HornyWood

Louis Pasteur Caricature

"Quit moving"

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

A Blanksy

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

Trying to switch on the computer.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

"The award for best wildlife photograph without a telephoto lens goes to the late--"

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

Magazine says 'TV: Includes all digital, cable and satellite listings.' Man says: I've just finished reading the TV guide and it's time for bed.'

The gaming world.

Video game

Clancy:Survey Question

"Ok. Don't panic! Let's see..if that's north...Now which way am I facing? Dang!! All these trees look alike!..."

"You don't want to waste your time crayoning on the walls, you wanna get yourelf a couple of spray cans!"

Art Exhibit - show my parents the art degree wasn't a waste.

Devil and Angel Fighting over Artist.