Cinema Crusader Pillows

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'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Nervous Student

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

Louis Pasteur Caricature

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

George Appliances. That's right, this home theater system is co complete it even comes with a rude couple who sit behind you and guess the movie's plot twists.

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."

No.1 best-selling book on college campuses - 'How to say 'send money' in 101 languages'.

Personal Calorie Counter

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

The seniors are crazed about college. Admissions. I plan to be totally chill. 1000 colleges. You're not worried about the pre-SATs this Saturday? Of course not. West Fester High. I forgot all about them!!!

"We are getting an education, just not the one we paid for."