Comic Book Crusader Pillows

The Superhero Supermarket.

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Face painting by numbers.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

It's a Dog's life

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"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

Dogs of the World Unite

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"Too Marvel?"