Cinema Crusader Prints

HornyWood

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Nervous Student

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

Louis Pasteur Caricature

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."

No.1 best-selling book on college campuses - 'How to say 'send money' in 101 languages'.

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

Personal Calorie Counter

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

"We are getting an education, just not the one we paid for."

"This could be our big break, Sam! She wants to file a class-action defamation-of-character lawsuit against any studio that ever made a film-noir movie, on behalf of femme fatales everywhere!"