Cadaver Crusader Pillows

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

It's a Dog's life

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Poor man and rich man

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Hourglass earth - time running out

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Net Zero Superstitions

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'We lost funding.'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Carbon capture and storage