Cadaver Crusader Pillows

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Vigilante Dog

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

It's a Dog's life

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Poor man and rich man

Net Zero Superstitions

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Hourglass earth - time running out

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

'We lost funding.'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!