Cape Crusader Pillows

'I do feel more empowered. Thanks for lending me your cape.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"You heard me—turn off that fan."

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"No, I'm not gay!"

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

Vigilante Dog

Keyworker

"A Thuper Hero needth cape to fly..."

Caped Character

vaccine wars.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

Welcome Ghost.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

It's for you.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"