Cape Crusader Gifts

'I do feel more empowered. Thanks for lending me your cape.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"You heard me—turn off that fan."

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

Keyworker

"A Thuper Hero needth cape to fly..."

Caped Character

vaccine wars.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Welcome Ghost.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Net Zero Superstitions

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Hourglass earth - time running out

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"Quit moving"