Cape Crusaders Gifts

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

Superfoods are in aisle three.

vaccine wars.

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Welcome Ghost.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Vigilante Dog

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

It's for you.

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Superhero

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Net Zero Superstitions

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Hourglass earth - time running out

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Climate Change Denier's Playbook