Uv Crusader Gifts

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'Thar she blows!'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Plastic soup keeps on growing in the oceans.

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Sinking Oil Tanker

"Quit moving"

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'We lost funding.'

A Blanksy

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

'People for the Ethical Treatment of Fish'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'

"You're making a big mistake, buddy, I'm full of micro-plastics, sewage and a ton of other man-made pollutants."

"Not again!"

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

"Sac Meuniere is a typical dish from the coast and we'll begin with first removing the fresh plastic bag from the fish!"

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."

"Technically, it's not an island."

"I only drink bottled water. Have you seen the trash floating around in this ocean?"

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

Dog: If he hadn't wanted me to chew up the couch...