Canoe Crusader Gifts

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Face painting by numbers.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Welcome Ghost.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'Thar she blows!'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Vigilante Dog

Sea Change.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

It's a Dog's life

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Plastic soup keeps on growing in the oceans.

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Hourglass earth - time running out

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Sinking Oil Tanker