Ocean Crusader Gifts

"Technically, it's not an island."

Authorize whaling in Japan

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"Step right up and save a baby whale's life."

Save the whales - 'What's the matter - they drowning or something?'

"I'll have the 7."

"You're making a big mistake, buddy, I'm full of micro-plastics, sewage and a ton of other man-made pollutants."

"Sac Meuniere is a typical dish from the coast and we'll begin with first removing the fresh plastic bag from the fish!"

Plastic soup keeps on growing in the oceans.

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Two children walking on the beach and carrying their sand buckets. One says, 'I'll trade you two tar balls for a syringe.'

'Thar she blows!'

Sinking Oil Tanker

Ok, we're definitely putting too much garbage in our oceans.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

dog vs UFO...

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Fish want out of polluted river.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Sea Change.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

It's a Dog's life

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

GDP

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

Salmon with a gas mask.