Earth Crusader Gifts

The first person who talked about climate change...and the first person who didn't want to hear about it."

Joe Manchin Precedes a Climate Crisis

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

dog vs UFO...

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

The melting polar ice caps

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Environment policy.

Litter Pick

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Water scarcity in Africa

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

COP26

'Thar she blows!'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Pandora's boxes

Global Warming.

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Ecological balance.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"I dunno...ask him."

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'