Planet Crusader Gifts

GDP

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

dog vs UFO...

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Fish want out of polluted river.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'Thar she blows!'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Vigilante Dog

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

It's a Dog's life

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

Plastic soup keeps on growing in the oceans.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

Net Zero Superstitions

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Salmon with a gas mask.

Sinking Oil Tanker

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Hourglass earth - time running out