Planet Crusader Prints

GDP

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

dog vs UFO...

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Fish want out of polluted river.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'Thar she blows!'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

It's a Dog's life

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Plastic soup keeps on growing in the oceans.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Hourglass earth - time running out

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Salmon with a gas mask.

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Net Zero Superstitions

Sinking Oil Tanker

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'