Chemical Crusader Prints

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'

"Your blood group is. . . slurry with the rhesus factor glyphosate?!"

Letters escape from a caged book.

Blue sky thinking

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Crop duster wanted.

Art Plagiarism

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Super-Mario Draghi

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

Hourglass earth - time running out

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Net Zero Superstitions

Louis Pasteur Caricature

"The dollar is falling!"

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'We lost funding.'

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

"When they said they wanted to be saved, I assumed they were talking long term."