Chemical Crusader Mugs

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'

"Your blood group is. . . slurry with the rhesus factor glyphosate?!"

Blue sky thinking

Letters escape from a caged book.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Art Plagiarism

Crop duster wanted.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Super-Mario Draghi

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"The dollar is falling!"

Louis Pasteur Caricature

Hourglass earth - time running out

Net Zero Superstitions

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

'We lost funding.'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'