Cyber Crusader Prints

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"Due to cyber attacks there have been some cancellations, we'll send you a pigeon when we've got a new appointment for you!"

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."

"I hacked my way in!"

"This is Richard. . . he's been the victim of identity theft!"

"Won't be a moment - I'm just on Twitter insulting someone who insulted me."

Lynching on social media

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

Vaccine Defeating The Virus

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'Here comes the new kid.'

Robot Robber

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

Omicron

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'