Concept Crusader Gifts

Ideas Whose Time Will Never Come.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Letters escape from a caged book.

Blue sky thinking

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Art Plagiarism

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Toastquest!

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Quit moving"

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'We lost funding.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

A Blanksy

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

Trying to switch on the computer.

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

"What made you think I would draw you?"