Concept Crusader Gifts

Ideas Whose Time Will Never Come.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Letters escape from a caged book.

Blue sky thinking

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

Creativity 2.0

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Art Plagiarism

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

Toastquest!

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Quit moving"

'We lost funding.'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Let the profit-making begin!

A Blanksy

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

Blogger's Block: 'I'm all nouned out.'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

Trying to switch on the computer.

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

"What made you think I would draw you?"