Camera Trapper Pillows

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Vacation Bus Photo

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

Two reporters interview each other.

"Someone is at the front door."

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

Bagging the Chipmunk

Media Whore Raceway.

Bashful Royal Guard

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

The director said 'cut'!

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Animal Hats

The voyageur's debate over which is the most profitable trade route to use ends in a compromise.

Animal intelligence: 'They are clever creatures...but not that clever.'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'

"How's that for your 'corporate response?'"

'They're so obvious about it.'

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

'We've got bats.'

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

'When I pounce, get a photo.'

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'

"My camera froze up during the ceremony, but it wasn't a big problem. So did the groom."