Trail Camera Trickster Pillows

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Nature Lovers

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Unrest Area.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"YOU pass him on the left."

Ski kicker.

'No cheating'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

Scarecrow Directions

"Hey. . . in use!"

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

Confusing directions.

'No sir, we're not boarding a flight. My teacher just needs to check my homework in my my dog Sam here, if it wouldn't be too much trouble.'

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Orienteering 101

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

5 people balance on one tiny bike

Hurdles with Steps

BMX Tricks