Camera Trapper T-Shirts

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Vacation Bus Photo

Man Ray

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

Two reporters interview each other.

"Someone is at the front door."

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

Bashful Royal Guard

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

The director said 'cut'!

Media Whore Raceway.

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Animal Hats

Animal intelligence: 'They are clever creatures...but not that clever.'

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

"How's that for your 'corporate response?'"

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

'They're so obvious about it.'

The voyageur's debate over which is the most profitable trade route to use ends in a compromise.

'We've got bats.'

'When I pounce, get a photo.'

"My camera froze up during the ceremony, but it wasn't a big problem. So did the groom."

Psychiatric Clinic. It's a very strange case of multiple personalities. He keeps trying to photobomb his own selfies.

"Scoot in a little closer, Larry! . . . Closer! That's it!"

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'