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'Boy, you're lucky it's the same leg as last time...'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

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"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

NHS targets.

Product Testing Department

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"It's a setup."

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

Bagging the Chipmunk

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

Elephant Tracks.

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

Animal Hats

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

Animal intelligence: 'They are clever creatures...but not that clever.'

The voyageur's debate over which is the most profitable trade route to use ends in a compromise.

'Took me all night to write that message.'

Shooting in Ireland