Trap Tester T-Shirts

'We've got bats.'

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Rust test in progress.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Product Testing Department

"It's a setup."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

Bagging the Chipmunk

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Videogame Employment Agency.

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

Animal Hats

'It's gotta be a trap.'

The voyageur's debate over which is the most profitable trade route to use ends in a compromise.

"I think I should have got them a bigger trampoline."

Animal intelligence: 'They are clever creatures...but not that clever.'

At the National Whoopee Cushion Testing Facility.

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

'So how was work, Honey?'

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

"If you didn't like your job, you should go into ventriloquism like your brother."

"Any accidents within the last twelve months?"

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."