Trap Tester Mugs

'We've got bats.'

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Rust test in progress.

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

Product Testing Department

"It's a setup."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Videogame Employment Agency.

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

Animal Hats

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

"I think I should have got them a bigger trampoline."

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

'It's gotta be a trap.'

'So how was work, Honey?'

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

The voyageur's debate over which is the most profitable trade route to use ends in a compromise.

Animal intelligence: 'They are clever creatures...but not that clever.'

"If you didn't like your job, you should go into ventriloquism like your brother."

"Any accidents within the last twelve months?"

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."

"You're the perfect man for our production test lab, sir!"

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'