Treat Tester Mugs

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Bad for you but to die for

Exam

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Empty Headed Schoolboy

Good Luck with your finals.

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

Avocado Timeline

Rust test in progress.

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'The penguin is upset...'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Product Testing Department

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'I'd recommend the white wine.'