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'Be careful, it looks like a scam, to me.'

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Fly Tightrope walker

"It's a setup."

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Getting Closer

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

'Euston, we have a problem...'

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

Oh, I think my baby's getting peach fuzz! Moooom! The Abominable Snowboy.

The Yachtsman

Accident

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Man standing at a railway station.

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

A bomb appears in the shadow of the Statue of Liberty.

'Investing in a company whose website is Ponzischeme.come would raise red flags for me.'

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

The End Is Near

'We've got bats.'

"Well, the spider you swallowed in the scrumpy is now wriggling and tickling in cider."

'CAPTAAAIN! ENGINES!'

"Look! A camel!"

The Alien Scare

'If you don't mind, I'll spot my own fish!'

"It's about time the network invested in some new rolling stock."

'Two returns please and one single...'