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"Well, the spider you swallowed in the scrumpy is now wriggling and tickling in cider."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Here I am... Just sitting on my tuffet. Vulnerable... All alone... And easily frightened.

The Alien Scare

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Moon: Made in China

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'Are we there yet?'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'I want you to bring me one.'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Spider Web Stocking

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'Reserved' (presumably for little miss muffet)

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

"I love their use of space"

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

Spider Parents.