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'Reserved' (presumably for little miss muffet)

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Bee flying to another flower.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

Spider's Web Trampoline

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"Keeping busy?"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

Spider watching his web cam.

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'We think you should resign.'

"I'm liking it already!"

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Life's a bench.

'You've been drinking again.'

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

"Natural selection in action."

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'