Spider Observation T-Shirts

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Amazing Man-Spider

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Look, a bug!"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

Bee flying to another flower.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Extreme Bungy

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"