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"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"To be honest - I got this web design from a template."

Ned was having the most fabulous dream! He was wrapped up, snug as a bug in a rug, that is until...

Grimey The Myopic Spider.

'She'll have you for breakfast, mate.'

Spider harpist.

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'I don't know, Charlie -- marriage is a big step!'

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

"You want flies with that?"

Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside

"Well, the spider you swallowed in the scrumpy is now wriggling and tickling in cider."

'You've been drinking again.'

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'This is another fine mess, Stanley.'

Human in a Glass

Spider's Web Trampoline

"Arachnophunnies"

"O.K., let's see this 'giant spider.'"

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"Are we never to find a place that doesn't have a spider?"

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

I brought pie

"Everything is Rigged!!!"

"Woooooo... big strong man afraid of a little spider?"

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"I can see getting stuck in your own web, but how'd you manage to wrap yourself up, too?!"

"The hammock web structure lures prey into a momentary feeling of relaxation before they realize they can't get out."

"There will be an enormous fly in your future!"

Spider Bungy

Leather Daddy Long Legs

"Now, if I could just conquer my fear of spiders..."