Spider Squad T-Shirts

'You ever get that feeling that there's something in your hair?'

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

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'I want you to bring me one.'

Spider's Web Trampoline

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'Are we there yet?'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Spider Web Stocking

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

Spider watching his web cam.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'I'm just surfing the web.'