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After immobilising its prey, the Tasmanian Death Spider prefers to suck out the innards with a bendy straw.

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Extreme Bungy

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

Spider Web Stocking

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'Are we there yet?'

Spider's Web Trampoline

'I want you to bring me one.'

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"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

A spider meal prepping

"Arachnophunnies"