Studying Spiders T-Shirts

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Extreme Bungy

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

Spider's Web Trampoline

Spider Web Stocking

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'Are we there yet?'

'I want you to bring me one.'

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"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'Reserved' (presumably for little miss muffet)

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

A spider meal prepping

"Arachnophunnies"