Studying Snakes T-Shirts

'My keeper cares - I'm captive bred!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

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'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

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'Play it again, Sam.'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Danth battle?

"Dude. You seem tense."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

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"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"