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'Not being able to blink used to be a problem.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

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"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Caliologist

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Dude. You seem tense."

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

Snake Charmer

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

'I told you it would fit.'

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'