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'Not being able to blink used to be a problem.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

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'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Play it again, Sam.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Caliologist

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Snake Charmer

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

Saint Patrick