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'I said no more surfer snacks before the feeding frenzy!'

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Ice Fishing

Sand danger

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Natural selection.

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

'Don't worry if you're not a natural born killer, I'll teach you: That's what dads are for!'

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'