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'Be careful out there. Sharks often times mistake us for surfers.'

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

The Food Chain

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"They're so like us."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Ice Fishing

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Sand danger

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

Did you find our menorah?

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'