Shark Science Buff Gifts

'Be careful out there. Sharks often times mistake us for surfers.'

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Food Chain

"They're so like us."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Sand danger

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Ice Fishing

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Did you find our menorah?

Shark food pyramid.

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'