Shark Research Gifts

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

Horror movies

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Food Chain

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Fish and color

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Ice Fishing

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

Sand danger

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

Stop Human Footing

A man runs on the water from a shark.